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... like these, who needs enemas?

£82 later
[info]gbsteve
And I have a terrabyte of storage, about 30 times more than in my PC. Isn't Moore's Law great!

Wicked Fantasy Update
[info]wickedthought
I got a subscription to Kobold Quarterly at last year's GenCon. I had never heard of the magazine before the night before when Wolfgang Baur won the Diana Jones Award. I loved the idea behind Open Content and put my money where I thought it deserved to be.

Later, when I got home, I read through a few of the columns. I'm not the biggest fan of d20, but the choices of articles reminded me of working at Shadis. They were diverse, well-selected and really fun. I contacted Wolfgang and asked him if he'd be interested in a series of articles--much in the vein of Play Dirty--something to stir up the pot, so to speak. He said he was interested, but wanted to know what I would be writing about.

"Not GM advice," I told him. "I've already done that."

"Well, what then?"

I thought about it. Thought about it some more. Then, I said, "Let me get back to you."




ONE YEAR LATER...




"Hey Wolf, remember me?"

"Yeah," he said. "What's up?"

"I've got an idea. See, I always loved those 'Ecology of..." articles in Dragon. Remember those?"

"Of course I do!"

"Well, I'd like to do something like that. Except, I want to do them 'John Wick Style.'"

"What does that mean?"

"I want to do the 'Wicked Version' of the traditional D&D races. Elves, dwarves, halflings."

"Hm..." he said. "That could be very interesting."

"It'd be a completely different take on them. Using the cliches we all know and love, but doing something really different."

"Okay. Why don't you send me the first one and we'll go from there."

So, I sat down and thought about what race I'd want to tackle first. But before I got that far, I decided I'd need some help. Not being the biggest d20 fan in the world, I needed someone who had a mind for d20 like no other. Someone who could look at a rule set and manipulate it beyond the original designer's dreams. Someone creative, brilliant and absolutely original.

I had no choice. I had to contact Jess Heinig.

I showed him what I was working on and said, "I want the first race to do this."

Jess took one look at what I suggested and said, "No, you don't." He said, "You want them to do this."

And I smiled and nodded. That's exactly why I picked Jess.

Our first effort will be appearing in Kobold Quarterly #10 in just a few days. Subsequent efforts will be appearing in both the magazine and the website. Go over to Kobold Quarterly and get your subscription now.

You won't believe what Jess and I have done.


CAPTAIN SWING On G4’s Attack Of The Show
[info]warren_ellis

An exclusive first look at a forthcoming short series via Avatar Press.

(It’s not actually steampunk. And there’s not really a serial killer.)

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Friday Music
[info]gmskarka
Here we go....


First up -- something that I discovered during the recent Iranian uprising. Western music is illegal there, but there is a thriving underground scene, often with music recorded by expat Iranians, smuggled back into the country. Here is a bit of Iranian hip-hop, recorded by the Netherlands-based female MC, Farinaz. The title translates as "In the Name of Women" -- a song of political and cultural protest. Farinaz - "Be Name Zan."

A request by Dotta Numba 2, here is some NYC-based gypsy-punk: Gogol Bordello - "Start Wearing Purple."

Something old, now -- forgive the cock-rock, but this is my all-time favorite track by this band, far more than the lovely but now-clichéd "Stairway to Heaven." I find this much more musically interesting -- plus: DUDE! How could teenage me *not* buzz to these lyrics: "Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream -- I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been." Led Zeppelin - "Kashmir."

The latest ear-worm-- the infectious bit of music used for the new Palm Pre commercial. I needed to find out who this was, and thankfully South By Southwest had the answer, and a free mp3: IO Echo - "Doorway."

I heard this on this week's episode of So You Think You Can Dance (yes, I watch it. Shut up.), and was reminded how much I like it. I prefer the original Betty Hutton version from 1944, but try finding *that* as an mp3 online.... So, here's the version from the film "For the Boys" -- Bette Midler - "Stuff Like That There."

Lastly, in honor of Nikola Tesla's 153rd birthday (while simultaneously avoiding anything by the god-awful hair-metal band that took his name), here's some 1984-vintage Orchestral Maneuvers In The Dark - "Tesla Girls."

Enjoy.

Bruce Sterling At Reboot 2009
[info]warren_ellis

In which Bruce Sterling beats the shit out of some people:

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Cubicle 7 Partnership Announcement
[info]wickedthought
 Cubicle 7 – John Wick Announce Partnership

 

Cubicle 7 Entertainment and John Wick are pleased to announce they have signed a publishing agreement. This partnership will see Cubicle 7 bring award-winning author and game designer John Wick’s games to a wider audience through distribution and retail stores.

 

“I’ve enjoyed John’s games ever since he designed 7th Sea and Legend of the Five Rings for Alderac Entertainment,” said Angus Abranson of Cubicle 7 “I carried on following him when he left the mainstream industry, set up his own company – Wicked Dead Brewing Company – and produced some fantastic games such as Cat and Thirty. It’s an honour to now be able to work alongside John and help bring some of his newer, and future, games to the wider audience they deserve.”

 

HOUSES OF THE BLOODED is the first book to be published through Cubicle 7: a game of Ambition, Lust and Revenge. Thousands of years ago, the ven ruled the world. They were a passionate people, obsessed with Romance and Revenge, opera and theater, and all the forbidden delights their decadent culture provided. In the end, that which made them beautiful was also the key to their own destruction. Houses of the Blooded is a game about tragic obsession. Set in the fantastic world of ven myth and legend, players take the roles of powerful characters bent on conquering their world, destroying their enemies and possessing all they desire.

 

“I'm very excited,” said John Wick. "My end goal has always been to get as many people playing my games as possible. My partnership with Cubicle 7 will help make that happen."

 

About Cubicle 7 Entertainment Ltd

Founded in 2006 Cubicle 7 Entertainment was set up by Angus Abranson and Dominic McDowall-Thomas, two gaming entrepreneurs who wanted to create a games publisher fostering some truly iconic brands. Since then the company has published role playing games from a growing list of properties including Victoriana, SLA Industries, Starblazer Adventures (based on DC Thomson’s 80’s Starblazer comic series), 7th Circle’s Chinese fantasy Qin and is releasing Doctor Who: Adventures in Time and Space, under licensed from the BBC, in October . In June 2009 Cubicle 7 announced it had joined the Rebellion Group. You can find out more at www.cubicle7.co.uk

 

About John Wick

John Wick is the co-creator of Legend of the Five Rings and 7th Sea, both of which have won Origins Awards for both Best Roleplaying Game and Best Collectible Card Game. He founded the Wicked Dead Brewing Company with Jared Sorensen and recently started John Wick Presents! as a company devoted to creating games for adults, children and families. You can find out more about John and his games at www.johnwickpresents.com


Courtesy of my buddy, Jim
[info]judd_sonofbert
This was after the big, bad Balrog-ish thing was defeated with an amazing disarm attack and then a strike to the head:



a day in the life: sex crisis hotline counselors in this week’s Chron column
[info]tinynibbles

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Self-portrait.

In this week’s SF Chronicle column, I describe a day observing counselors for a sexual health crisis hotline/front line volunteer service here in San Francisco. Yes, like SFSI. Here’s a snip:

I’m on my way to visit the offices of a locally-based, national sex crisis hotline; to get there, I decide against a detour and perambulate up the street that goes right through a set of notorious San Francisco housing projects. It’s sunny and hot. I pass by three young African-American girls jumping up and down on an abandoned, stained mattress. They’re shrieking and laughing so much it makes me smile too. I’m guessing they aren’t allowed to jump on the bed at home. Lots of guys are hanging out in groups on porch fronts; I stand out. They all watch me walk by, and we nod a cool “hi” in each other’s directions as I pass.

I arrive at the sex-crisis hotline offices across the street, and they show me around. The walls are covered with resources arranged floor to ceiling in alphabetical order: AIDS/HIV to Clinics; STD and Sex Worker Support to Transgender Youth and more, all with local and national numbers, and Web site URLs. It’s flanked with whiteboards and updated STD-infection rates; I focus for a minute on San Francisco’s monthly report for June tacked on the wall. There was a spike.

A woman ushers me in with a warm hello, then rushes out of the office to help someone find the bathrooms; the phone starts ringing. I am alone, wondering if I should pick it up. Just when I’m about to make a decision, she rushes back in and grabs the line. Her voice lowers and she starts gently talking to someone with apparently a pretty serious question.

The first help call is a young couple that is about to have sex for the first time. They are nervous and I can tell it’s taking a while for the outreach volunteer to help them ask direct questions about first-time sex, but either they don’t know how or are afraid. They’re a heterosexual couple; they want to know how to “do it right,” if it’s going to hurt, and how long “sex should last.” They don’t seem to be asking about birth control or STD barriers. (…read more, sfgate.com)


the porn industry blames the Internet…
[info]tinynibbles


Image by elaisted.

In the short NYT piece Lights, Camera, Lots of Action. Forget the Script. they discuss the gradual demise of scripted porn movies and the increase of all-action porn. In the article they talk to Steven Hirsch at Vivid, who blames the short attention span of Internet porn consumers. But I don’t think it’s that simple — porn has been moving away from being able to make really bad scripted porn movies profitable for several years now. Sure, you can blame the Internet and its ease-of-ADD browsing for the death of the porn feature, or you could see that consumers were already moving away from crappy. badly acted, poorly lit, lame, sexist and just generally unrealistic features and toward reality porn long ago. It’s not the Internet — it’s freedom of choice. It’s elementary. Are you going to jack off to something obviously contrived — a very poor film with 5-6 predictable, very fake sex scenes acted out by the same actors and stereotypes — or are you going to look for something you might believe is real? With people who don’t look like porn actors, with no pretense of pizza guys, and a context of “reality porn” spontaneity (even when it’s carefully staged to look impulsive like Bang Bus)? Or how about people who actually look like they’re getting off?

Consumers want context, reality, and ease of consumption. Not Barbie playing pirate and obviously faking it for $59.99 on a DVD. The free market is what’s killing porn’s poor business models (like the DVD feature).

Anyway, here’s the NYT piece:

The actress known as Savanna Samson once relished preparing for a role. “I couldn’t wait to get my next script,” she said.

There’s no reason to look at them anymore, she said, because her movies now call almost exclusively for action. Specifically, sex.

The pornographic movie industry has long had only a casual interest in plot and dialogue. But moviemakers are focusing even less on narrative arcs these days. Instead, they are filming more short scenes that can be easily uploaded to Web sites and sold in several-minute chunks.

“On the Internet, the average attention span is three to five minutes,” said Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment. “We have to cater to that.”

Vivid, one of the most prominent pornography studios, makes 60 films a year. Three years ago, almost all of them were feature-length films with story lines. Today, more than half are a series of sex scenes, loosely connected by some thread — “vignettes” in the industry vernacular — that can be presented separately online. Other major studios are making similar shifts. (…read more, , thanks A!)


Friday Madness
[info]chadu
Because it's Friday, my headguts are lumpy like tapioca, AND I've been thinking of this very question for AT LEAST a week... a poll!

Poll #1427790 PANTS!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Which would you rather wear...

View Answers

Laser Pants?
11 (24.4%)

Force-field Pants?
34 (75.6%)



You are encouraged to explain your choice in the comments.

KTHXBYE.

Turning Points Hamlet 29: Barbary Horses Against Six French Swords
[info]robin_d_laws
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Act V, Scene 2b: A) To a doubtful Horatio, Hamlet defends his decision to send Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to their deaths.

As noted last time, Horatio is the character who doesn’t push back against Hamlet. So it’s significant that he now privileges his role as audience stand-in over his position as Hamlet’s supporter and confidant. Like us, he protests the harshness of R & G’s fate. Stung, Hamlet simultaneously concedes the point and shifts the blame to Claudius. If he hadn’t killed Hamlet’s father and married his mother, he wouldn’t have set Hamlet on this corrupt path, letting “this canker of our nature come in further evil.”

This beat ends in dramatic defeat for Horatio, who, failing to get the assurance he seeks, shifts to the more comfortable pragmatic issue of how quickly Claudius will get news from England. If only by default, that makes it a victory for Hamlet. So we score this with one up and one down dramatic arrow for our two remaining PCs.

B) Another oleaginous courtier, the buffoonish Osric, shows up to issue an invitation. Hamlet befuddles him with a stream of contemptuous verbiage.

Once again, an apparent intrusion of comic relief introduces a darker note. Just as Claudius has corrupted Hamlet, he’s turning the court into a haven for clowns like Osric. Osric has no choice but to cheerily deflect Hamlet’s scorn, giving him a (somewhat cheap) emotional victory. But since Osric is a ridiculous lackey figure, we feel he deserves it.

C) Osric lays out the terms of the wager and duel with Laertes.

A pure procedural beat, this exposition sets up the final confrontation. We know that Claudis and Laertes are scheming to secretly kill Hamlet, so his acceptance of the duel increases our fear for him and thus counts as a procedural down moment.



Full map here.


Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers
[info]gbsteve
'Nuff said really.

FREAKANGELS 0061
[info]warren_ellis

Oh god why am i awake

I WILL TELL YOU WHY! Because it is Friday, it’s just gone noon, and it’s FREAKANGELS, all for free!

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This Blog Has Now Closed...
[info]jonnynexus
Okay, well since LoudTwitter appears to have given up the ghost, this blog really is now closed, so I'm going to post a new and final entry.

I now have a new blog, and I'm twittering.

So this is the situation.

IF YOU ARE A LIVEJOURNAL USER

To read my blog you should add [info]jonnynexusfeed to your friends page. I will check out the comments on the LJ feed, so feel free to comment there using your LJ account rather than on the blog proper.

If you want to read my tweets, then follow me on http://twitter.com/jonnynexus.

IF YOU ARE A NON-LIVEJOURNAL USER

It's basically similar to the above:

Blog: http://jonnynexus.com/blog/ (RSS feed at http://jonnynexus.com/feed/).

Twitter: http://twitter.com/jonnynexus

Hope that all makes sense. Look forward to seeing you over at the new blog.

Jonny

Sleepless Night in MoBu City
[info]judd_sonofbert
I could not sleep. My room is clean and after another night of hard work it might even be downright tidy. Strange.

I read the article on Tu'Narath from Dragon. I really liked the history of the Githyanki and history of the -yanki/-zari split along with how Gith sealed the pact with Red Dragons by venturing into hell and talking to Dispater. Neat stuff. Then the article took a turn, where they sought to mess with the status quo and boy-howdy, I am all for that. It was an interesting try but didn't light my fire.

It got me thinking about fantasy cities, though and the Make Your Own New Crobuzon thing and an IM conversation I had with Rob Donoghue about possibly making a city with all of the Burning Wheel lifepathed stocks. I had this vague images of Great Spider webs connecting crumbling elven towers.

MoBu City was born.

"It is a city built out of raw hatred, greed, faith, spite, and ancestral taint. A wyrd-weaver will read your fortunes in her web in the Tower Districts. Afraid to be smashed come sunrise, trolls mine coal that is fed into tremendous furnaces that keep the trains running. Great Wolf packs stay in the city only long enough to sell their hunt and be gone before the city's stink can settle into their fur."

I dunno, it was that kind of night.

July 10, 2009: Illuminated Site of the Week: "You Want To Get Out Of Here, You Talk To Me"
[info]sjgames


Illuminated Site of the Week: </p>

"Me" being Karol Bartoszynski, Road Warrior fan extraordinaire. He and his leather-clad friends from Roadwar USA love the Mad Max post-apocalyptic film series. How much? Well, they decided to reenact the climactic chase scene from the second movie, with killer cars swarming down the road in an endless fight for "Juice." They trick out their vehicles, head out on the highway, and start surrounding a rented tanker truck. Sure, they like the usual convention panels and roundtables too, but this event offers something way special. "Special" occasionally being a code for "a night in jail" (the amazing thing being that it only happened once -- io9 has the story).</p>

-- Suggested by Jeremy Zauder</p>

Cleaning My Room Fridayish
[info]judd_sonofbert
Reading: I am flirting with a few books but nothing is grabbing me yet. The Shadow at the Bottom of the World is next to my bed and several science fiction novels (Red Mars and The Reality Dysfunction) but I don't feel committed to either just yet.

Planning: This weekend, UFC 100!

Wearing: Still wearing a blue t-shirt and my black Dickies.

Writing: A Mouse Guard hack and I have been glaring at a story that needs a re-write and its been glaring back at me, mocking me.

And you?

sold another cartoon, Amanda Palmer
[info]tmcm
The New Yorker just bought another cartoon.

Here is one of the rejects;


New Too Much Coffee Man cartoons up on my website.

Yes. The one woman really was wearing antlers.

Just saw Amanda Palmer at the park. I brought a cd (cds are becoming the new LPs (ie. they're from a bygone era (there's a joke in there somewhere))) for her to sign but she was surrounded by bunches of goth type people. She was reading stories Neil wrote for her. It was sort of cool but it was also a little much for me to deal with.

I just got back from my highschool reunion. About 10 people came up to me with ideas for New Yorker comics. A friend of mine said "there's not enough alcohol here to make these people interesting."

A Night To Remember
[info]ffutures
Went along to [info]rozk's birthday bash, attended by what seemed to be half of the British side of Livejournal, at a teeny but extremely good Vietnamese restaurant in Hackney. Had an excellent and surprisingly cheap meal, and enjoyed myself immensely.

At about nine people started getting ready to move on to the pub. I decided I'd better head home since tomorrow's a working day, and set out to do so. At which point I discovered that my bike (a) wasn't prepared to start and (b) wasn't showing any signs of life at all when switched on. Couldn't get it started by pushing it, couldn't see anything obviously wrong, nada.

Get out the mobile and call the AA, then wait 30 minutes or so for their van to arrive. AA guy connects up his charger to the battery and suggests I try again. I do so, and there's a slightly unexpected result - smoke comes out from under the control panel.

To cut a long story short, the wiring loom between the main electrics and the ignition switch had shorted, which is why it initially wouldn't start. The extra juice fried the wiring completely, and it caught fire. When we got the panel off it was still sparking merrily until he cut the wires.

Fortunately the short didn't set fire to the fuel tank (the cable runs underneath it) and didn't quite extend all the way to the switch. The AA guy was able to cut away the burned out part, wire in some lengths of suitable cable and bundle them together with insulating tape, crimp on terminal clips, and eventually get it all working again. Hopefully I will be able to get a replacement cable loom, but that might involve getting a new ignition switch - with a lot of luck this won't involve the ignition ending up with a different key to the other nine on the luggage, steering lock, petrol cap, etc...

Took about an hour and a quarter in all to fix it, got home about 11.30, and I think that this year my AA membership and cellphone have just paid for themselves, because if I'd tried to sort that one out by myself the bike would probably be a smouldering wreck by now.

And so to bed...

Anna May Wong Must Die
[info]warren_ellis

Extracts from Anna Chen’s “illustrated personal journey through the life and crimes of Hollywood legend Anna May Wong“, as presented on May 26 2009.

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